Sunday, August 2, 2009

Visiting the Unmentionables Counter at Macy's

So buying a bra is always a challenge for me. Not because I'm hard to fit or what ever, but I have ver specific requirements for my day to day bras. I think they're pretty simple, but apparently I am in the minority in my desires b/c these bras are hard to come buy.

Here's my requirements:

* Beige
* underwire
* cotton
* no lace, or bows (I'm not 12 years old, and I'm way past training bras)
* No seams. Who wants seams running diagonally across the boob? They always show through blouses and shirts.
* no padding, gel filled, water filled, what ever filled. I'm built like a woman, not a 12 year old boy. I come to the game with my own "magic" I don't need anything fake.

See....it's really quite simple, no? And, as an aside, I realize it's not every man's fantasy to see his woman in a simple beige bra. Suffice it to say, when it's time for "marital business" I come prepared w/ the sexy stuff. I'll also wear sexy bras for a night out on the town or what ever, but for my day to day bra-wearing I just want a simple fucking beige bra without a bunch of bullshit padding. SO, when I find one, I buy three or four.

As for underwear, I'm way past pretending the strip of fabric up my ass doesn't bother me, so I don't wear t-backs too often anymore. (See note above about "marital business"). I don't want to wear granny panties, so I know I"m coming late to the game on this discovery, but "boy cuts" rule. ANd you can get some sexy lacy boy-cuts.

So there you have it. Life-changing information about my unmentionables.

1 comment:

  1. tried the lacy panty from V.S. recently...MUCH more comfy that the ol' dental floss between the buttcheeks. I may have to go and get more...

    ...those boy panties are cute too though! :D

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